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Beware
The Baby-Eating Beast ...
Joe D'Amato's atrocious, but
very very sick (and fun in places) Anthropophageous The Beast
is available on DVD from a few distributors, but beware: many
versions are heavily shorn of their sickest moments. We have
a comparison of the different versions out there.
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The
Sickest Dracula Ever Made?
When Bram Stoker wrote his
classic tale of horror he never could have envisaged it'd
be like this... Udo Kier plays a Dracula that can only drink
the blood of virgins, and finds a family full of them. Unfortunately,
gardener Joe Dallesandro is one step ahead of him in deflowering
the virgins. MORE |
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Dereks
Don't Run ...
In case you've been hiding
under a rock for the past few years, you may like to know
that Peter 'Lord Of The Rings' Jackson's first bunch of movies
where veritable sick puppies. Take his first: Bad Taste, for
instance - which isn't called Bad Taste for nothing. Or Meet
The Feebles... MORE |
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one out of this bunch of actors? |
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THE
RISE OF DVD IS NOW
WORKING IN OUR FAVOUR...
The DVD format is now so widespread that many rare and unusual exploitation films are now seeing the light of day.
And at last we can now easily rediscover the delights of lost
"classics" such as Flesh For
Frankenstein and Island Of Death,
and in a convenient way. And many rare films are now being lovingly restored by distributors
who can see the good in these movies - the fun. The
joy. And it is joy, because during the nastiest scenes
in the movies we love so much here we're always giggling at the back of our minds. Like schoolchildren. And we keep
repeating, over and over: "It's
only a movie. It's only a movie..." just like
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TWO
FINGERS
TO THE CENSORS...
For years the British public has had to put up with crappy, butchered
UK releases at the hands of the BBFC.
Now they can bypass the censors and order totally uncut copies
of their favourite "nasties" on countless websites worldwide.
With DVD and the Internet it has never been easier to gross out
your mates with your wierd film collection, or introduce your unhinged
girlfriend to the perverted wonders of House
On The Edge Of The Park, or sit your mad
Aunt down to watch Re-Animator...
Or whatever. There are a lot of great sick films out there - we hope to bring the very
best to your attention here... |
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BE
AWARE OF THE LAW
ESPECIALLY IN THE UK...
It is still illegal to supply
or intend to supply an uncertificated
film in the UK, but it is NOT
illegal to import uncertificated films from other countries INTO the UK, for your own personal
use. You are well within your rights to buy a film from a
website based in the United States, or Hong Kong, or France,
or anywhere - and import it into
the UK. As long as you're not buying
in bulk you will be okay. The DVDs for sale here on
this website (via the Sick Films Store)
are delivered from one of the biggest online distributors in the USA, and are almost always uncut. Please check the film
details for confirmation. |
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BUYING
TIPS FOR UK RESIDENTS...
As you may or may not know: anything valued over £18, bought
from abroad, and imported into the UK will often attract a VAT (Value Added Tax) charge when it enters the country
- thanks to those lovely people at
Her Majesty's Revenue & Customs. This is usually recouped by
the Royal Mail upon delivery. One way of avoiding extra VAT charges is to buy films one at a
time, rather than in multiples, to keep the value of the
order down. If it's worth less than £18 then it won't
attract VAT. Also, if you know your postman personally and give him a decent tip at Christmas then he might even ignore any extra
charges when he delivers! ;) |

Previously unavailable:
Texas Chainsaw 3 |
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Uncut at last:
The Burning |
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Fulci's greatest gut-muncher: restored |
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Corpse-Fucking Art:
Nekromantik |
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Uncut: also known as Zombie Creeping Flesh |
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Classic cannibal movie with great gore FX |
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Uncut: with some gruesome Tom Savini FX |
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No one expects the Spanish inquisiton! |
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| Answer: D = Bob Belling is the odd one out because
he is the only one who committed suicide by ramming a gas canister
down his own throat. Bruce Cambell (A), Marylin Burns (B) and John
Morghen (C) didn't. |
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